One of these quotes is published satire, one is an apocryphal quote and one was spoken on a radio phone-in the other week. There's not much between them, answers below.

A "If English is good enough for Jesus Christ it's good enough for me"

B "...when Jesus Christ founded his church in Canterbury..."

C "...with church leaders like that, Jesus Christ would be spinning in his grave"





Answers: A = apocryphal, B = from "The Agreeable World of Wallace Arnold" column by Craig Brown, C = Caller to Radio 5 live on the Archbishop of Canterbury's comments on Shar'iah law.